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What’s at the end of your rainbow?

Let’s take a moment and reflect back upon all the cheer St. Patrick’s Day has brought us each over the years! It’s truly an enchanted day, leprechauns, lucky charms, shamrocks, green apparel, pots of gold, rainbows, and gallons of green beer.

It’s quite a day!

How to Fuck up your Holidays: Decisions, Decisions

Thanksgiving is over, thank God. That’s the shittiest holiday. It shouldn’t even count as one; it’s just a very long day.

All that’s behind you because the Holiday Season is upon us! You now have a decision to make…

Ramblings of a Former Madman

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