I suffered two massive hemorrhages, causing fatal bleeding and a trip via helicopter to a hospital’s Shock-Trauma center.
Miraculously I’m alive. In the aftermath of this horrific medical trauma and near-death experience, I need to talk with you about the Stigma of alcoholism.
WHEN I REACHED END STAGE ALCOHOLISM, I WAS POSSESSED. Time and again, I narrowly escaped His murderous attempts. Not this time. I Almost Murdered a Complete Stranger: Embarrassing Truths of a Madman’s Journey is a deadpan account of a near-death experience brought on by the descent into chronic alcoholism.
Amidst our advanced understanding and knowledge of human physiology, there is little agreement on what alcoholism us.
How has this vicious, fatal and prevalent affliction escaped our definition for so long?
As we mature, everybody has to get used to the fact that shit happens. Period. Life is messy. Life’s not fair. For everybody.
King or pauper, you’re going to take it up the shorts.
Today was a great example…
Well, friends, we’ve burned through 53 days of 2018, and March is right around the corner.
We should do a quick assessment of our progress against our 2018 New Year’s resolutions!
Imagine this: You are set up for a blind date. You meet your date, this person chosen specifically for you when suddenly, something awesome and mysterious happens, commanding the attention of your entire being…
You receive a glimpse of paradise.
Earlier this week we learned without question, the wisest thing to do this holiday season is enjoying yourself and start drinking. Implicit with this decision is that you’ll be fucking up your family’s holidays which may in turn ruin yours.
These tips are from years of personal experience, along with the anonymously shared insight of hundreds. Centuries of wisdom are within. Why, I had to quite literally, drink myself to death to acquire mine.
Despair. Like the other three, Despair will be alongside you for life.
Well, a more accurate term would be, “Until your death” as life implies a long time. You don’t have much time at all comrade, but don’t take it so hard.
In the long run, we are all dead.
You just crossed the finish line before most, that’s all.
She’s the most vexing, infuriating and spiteful of all of them. Looks are deceiving; she’s not a wild ride.
In fact, you won’t want to leave her at the end.
She’ll take you right where you want to go.
You might think this Horseman’s harmless after surviving your first bout with Terror.
He shook you up bad.
You might think Bewildered is an easy ride.
You’re still, “Dumb, Cocky and full of Rum.” I know. I was too.