Well, friends, we’ve burned through 53 days of 2018, and March is right around the corner.
We should do a quick assessment of our progress against our 2018 New Year’s resolutions!
Earlier this week we learned without question, the wisest thing to do this holiday season is enjoying yourself and start drinking. Implicit with this decision is that you’ll be fucking up your family’s holidays which may in turn ruin yours.
These tips are from years of personal experience, along with the anonymously shared insight of hundreds. Centuries of wisdom are within. Why, I had to quite literally, drink myself to death to acquire mine.
Thanksgiving is over, thank God. That’s the shittiest holiday. It shouldn’t even count as one; it’s just a very long day.
All that’s behind you because the Holiday Season is upon us! You now have a decision to make…
If you’re in a relationship with The Stranger and have a significant other in your life as well, you friend, have two lovers.
You’re an adulterous, cheating, home-wrecker.
You also have a problem.